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THE WORST THING IN =Umeko-333's standards: Waking up in the morning to a small dog
Tue Aug 19, 2008, 10:17 AM
~Ritsuka182:iconRitsuka182:
KITTENS!!!!!!!
Mon Aug 18, 2008, 7:17 PM
=Umeko-333:iconUmeko-333:
Wurt?
Mon Aug 18, 2008, 8:29 AM
~samuelskanvis:iconsamuelskanvis:
Bugark!
Wed Aug 13, 2008, 9:39 AM
=Umeko-333:iconUmeko-333:
My shoutbox has diedededededeed.
Tue Aug 12, 2008, 9:57 PM
=kirbykandy:iconkirbykandy:
Haallloooooooo pizzachicken!!!
Sat Aug 9, 2008, 2:22 PM
=matimoo:iconmatimoo:
Shouty Shout Shout!
Sat Aug 9, 2008, 6:23 AM
=matimoo:iconmatimoo:
Shouty Shout Shout!
Sat Aug 9, 2008, 6:23 AM
=Umeko-333:iconUmeko-333:
Okay fine. EPIIIIICCCCCC win
Wed Aug 6, 2008, 9:53 PM
~Mini-Meep:iconMini-Meep:
EEPPIICC.
Tue Aug 5, 2008, 6:55 AM
=Umeko-333:iconUmeko-333:
OKAY. FINE. IT'S WIN
Mon Aug 4, 2008, 2:27 AM
~Mini-Meep:iconMini-Meep:
NO IT DOESN'T. IT'S MADE OF EPIC WIN. EPPIIICCC.
Sun Aug 3, 2008, 10:44 PM
=Umeko-333:iconUmeko-333:
BUT EVERYTIME WE DO A COLLAB IT LOOKS LIKE THE REST OF MY GALLERY AKA FAIL
Sun Aug 3, 2008, 4:36 AM
=noname4you:iconnoname4you:
marilyn: aftre?
Tue Jul 29, 2008, 7:08 PM
~Mini-Meep:iconMini-Meep:
YES, LIKE A COLLAB. WE DEFINITELY NEED TO. IT'S LONG OVERDUE.
Sun Jul 27, 2008, 2:30 PM
=Umeko-333:iconUmeko-333:
Sam: No, actually I hadn't seen it! D: I don't know how I missed it. Sorry! ^^; But I loved it aftre I read it. xDDD RANDOMMMMMMMMMMMM. <3 ....and you used my real name....no one does that anymore....I freaking love you....
Sun Jul 27, 2008, 8:27 AM
~samuelskanvis:iconsamuelskanvis:
to Marilyn: ya havent seen a dog eat a door? all is explained here [link]
Sun Jul 27, 2008, 7:31 AM
=Umeko-333:iconUmeko-333:
LIKE A COLLAB? IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN, THEN OMG YES.
Sun Jul 27, 2008, 5:09 AM
~Mini-Meep:iconMini-Meep:
OH, AND I'VE DECIDED THAT WE DEFINITELY HAVE TO DO A CO-OP PROJECT. WE'D OWN.
Sat Jul 26, 2008, 1:09 PM
~Mini-Meep:iconMini-Meep:
*INVADES*
Fri Jul 25, 2008, 7:48 AM

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Journal Entry: Tue Aug 19, 2008, 9:19 AM
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AIDS


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School


wasn't that bad for the first day. I have to say, I love my Humanities/History teacher. That class is gonna be fuuuuun.

and now this


1. Where is your cell phone?
In the pocket of the pair of pants I wore to school today. AKA on the floor

2. Describe your boyfriend/girlfriend?
D:
Don't rub in the fact that I don't have one.

3. Your hair?
Is brown. :\
and needs to be washed...because I got beans in it at dinner :iconurhappyplz:

4. Your mother?
Is downstairs <3
ILU MOM

5. Your father?
:iconffffplz: :icongtfoplz:

6. Your favorite item?
laptop...tablet...ipod....PORN FLUFFY UNICORN MAGAZINES

7. Your dream last night?
Uhhh.

I'LL ONLY TELL YOU IF I TRUST YOU A WHOLE LOT, KAY?

8. Your favorite drink?
Blue raspberry icee. xD one time my mom bought me a huge one the color of her suit. it was hilarious. I kept joking about spilling it on her. ILU BLUERASPBERRY
I won't drink any other kind of icee. Except for piña colada or something. other than that, only blue raspberry. :|

9. Your dream car?
IDFK

10. The room you are in?
uhhhhh, my room...THE BLUE ROOM WITH THE BALCONY WHAHAHA.

11. Your ex?
Never had one in the first place :iconcryingplz:

12. Your fear?
SMALL DOGS.


13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
Alive.

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
Erinne! xD
AND IDEFIX. OMG THAT IS LIKE THE CUTEST DOG IN THE WORLD. ILU IDEFIX.

15. What you're not?
Talented :/

19. The last thing you did?
uhhh, pee?
I'm sure you're all pleased to know that :lmao:


20. What are you wearing?
Uh... "make peace" hoodie and pajama pants. *didn't finish changing into PJ's completely*

22. Your favorite book?
idk

23. The last thing you ate?
BURRITOOOOOOOO.

24. Your life?
is okay, I guess.


25. Your mood?
sleepy

26. Your friends?
are awesome.


27. What are you thinking about right now?
UHHHHHH, NO ONE THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW OF. >///<

28. Your car?
*can't drive yet*

29. What are you doing at the moment?
yawning?

30. Your summer?
IS OVER.

31. Your relationship status?
Single, baby.
No one in their right mind would want me as their girlfriend. If I find someone that does, I'll draw non-shitty Naruto fanart. :P


32. What is on your tv?
Olympics.

33. When is the last time you laughed?
Today. In history class. During the ENTIRE class.
MR. ROSS IS AMAZING
ILU MR. ROSS


34. Last time you cried?
idfk
35. School?
meh

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So. Lesse what crud is going on now

Journal Entry: Mon Aug 18, 2008, 7:10 PM
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Agh.


:bulletblue: I'M LEAVING FOR SCHOOL IN 1 HOUR

:bulletblue: I CAN'T FIND MY KEYS

:bulletblue: MY STOMACH'S IN PAIN

:bulletblue: I'M UP AT 6 AM

...which is why I'm nauseous in the first place...because I've been getting up at 9 and sleeping at 12...I lost like 39853498573593958 hours of sleep in one day. My body doesn't react well to that. So it always gives me fucking nausea when I wake up early. :\

And I have stomach butterflies. Because I'm gonna see [CENSOR'D] again.

*puking now*

Which means...


I won't be on nearly as much now. *message box is gonna be like hell when I do find time to check it*

:/

I dunno when I'm gonna post a new pic.

SOOOOO yeah. Goodbye cruel dA.
I asked my mom the odds of a hurricane getting us. LOLOLOL DOUBLE LAND LOCKED COUNTRY :iconotlplz: I really hate this place.

meeep. :iconthefonzplz::iconcryingplz:


I need to update the AIDS. (look up to my header and you'll know what I'm talking about.) But I can't be assed now. I have to get dressed and find my keys. Because =noname4you doesn't have his either.

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Her and :devbabygal268 *SilentSketcher-xox
F-Zero Club ID ~samuelskanvis
Himself, phonebooth, penguin and girl =matimoo
Chii and Kotoko =kirbykandy
Chii and Freya ~Mini-Meep
Voodoo doll w/moth and other stuff ~Shinsei-Tsuki-Kiri
EdxWinry pic ~P-McTully
Fetus on Crack ~shara-he-man



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Help this deviant & OMG NEWS & I suck ass?

Journal Entry: Sat Aug 16, 2008, 8:25 AM
  • Mood: Jolly
AIDS


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Help is appreciated...


=DeMaulwurfn has kindly asked me that this be passed on.

=holls was ripped off recently after working her ass off to make this doll:





It was a commission but the commissioner never paid.
She's currently holding a raffle to sell the doll. she's selling tickets for $2 each.

So please see her journal for information.

I would help her myself, but I currently owe =noname4you $200 for losing his iPod >.>

OMFG SOME NEWSSSSSS


:iconcryingplz:

School starts on tuesday. :|

So like...whenever you come to my page...it will not always say "online" anymore. :P
trust me.

gragh. ALSO. I can't find a box of school crap that arrived this week. I think my housekeeper threw it away.

AND GODDAMIT I THING IT'S :icondarkness7:'S FAULT. BECAUSE WHILE SHE WAS IN MY ROOM CLEANING YESTERDAY, HE SENT ME THIS LINK AND SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA HER.

So she probably hates me now and threw my crud away. :/

THANKS.

...

.....

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

I kinda want to go back and kinda don't...

D:

I'll miss being on dA 24/7

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. x2

I'm hungry.

And all the brownies are gone.

Fuuuuuuuuck.

kill me.


And by the way this is the nicest and most amazing thing anyone has ever said about me. It really made my day. I love you for this, Sam! :'D

So go and watch him, join his club and yeah.

And your request will be up soon, I promise! I'm so sorry it's taking so long!


So that's it for now.

So apparently I suck ass. lmfao.


So, does anyone else think this?

Random...

...

:iconthefonzplz::iconuhoplz:

....
sorry.

Current Requests

Her and :devbabygal268 *SilentSketcher-xox
F-Zero Club ID ~samuelskanvis
Himself, phonebooth, penguin and girl =matimoo
Chii and Kotoko =kirbykandy
Chii and Freya ~Mini-Meep
Voodoo doll w/moth and other stuff ~Shinsei-Tsuki-Kiri
EdxWinry pic ~P-McTully
Fetus on Crack ~shara-he-man



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FIRST 20 PEOPLE TO COMMENT.... [EDIT 9 slots left]

Journal Entry: Wed Aug 13, 2008, 9:47 AM
  • Mood: Jolly
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Will get to have me...



go through their gallery and pick out 3 of their devs I like the most. In return, you should do the same in your own journal to other people. : D, HOKAY?"

PS:You won't get the feature unless you type "Muffin" somewhere in the comment



the features:

1. :iconceruleansan:


2.:iconkuromu:


3.:iconxfantasyaddictx:


4.:iconkirbykandy:


5.:iconroxorboxorz:


6.:iconwritingisart2:


7.:iconritsuka182:


8.:iconp-mctully:


9.:iconmatimoo:


10.:iconsamuelskanvis:


11.:iconraiku-kun:

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Have fuuuuuuuuun. :3

Current Requests

Her and :devbabygal268 *SilentSketcher-xox
F-Zero Club ID ~samuelskanvis
Himself, phonebooth, penguin and girl =matimoo
Chii and Kotoko =kirbykandy
Chii and Freya ~Mini-Meep
Voodoo doll w/moth and other stuff ~Shinsei-Tsuki-Kiri
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...What is Love?

Journal Entry: Mon Aug 11, 2008, 9:07 AM
  • Mood: Jolly
AIDS


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